In August 2023, I self-published—Random Thoughts & F*cked Up Answers—not as a whisper, but as a head-first plunge into the unknown. Then life, as it does, handed me more chaos, more clarity, and a few storylines I didn’t ask for.
As of January 2026, the revamp is now complete as I relaunched this wee book into a sharper, wittier, and even more unfiltered version of the beast.
My story is far from a fairytale. I grew up with trauma—verbal and physical abuse that left its scars—but it also gave me the whetstone that sharpened my voice to do more than barely survive this life, but to thrive as I cut through the noise.
RTFUA isn’t a ‘wannabe’ memoir—it’s a reckoning wrapped in wit. It’s for the silenced, the dismissed—the ones clawing their way out of the dark—and for the ones that want a wild, mind-bending ride of wordplay.
My mission is to reach those who’ve walked through hell, skipped the pity party, and chose a life of purpose—refusing to live in paralysis—with the hope that I ignite an awakening fire within you.
For everyone else? Buckle up. You will not forsee the twists and turns.
With soul, scars, and unapologetic sass-i-tude,
Monique
Royal Hell Chapter
“We never know how One’s hourglass is built—nor when One’s last spec of sand will fall. This is why I live with mindful respect and gratitude for each moment.”

