In August 2023, I intended to self-publish Random Thoughts & F*cked Up Answers—not as a whisper, but as a head-first plunge into the unknown. Then life, as it does, handed me more chaos, more clarity, and a few storylines I didn’t ask for.
As of January 2026, the revamp is complete. I relaunched this wee book as a sharper, wittier, and even more unfiltered version of the beast I originally created.
My story is far from a fairytale. I grew up with trauma—verbal and physical abuse that left its scars—but it also gave me the whetstone that sharpened my voice. I learned to do more than barely survive this life. I learned to thrive, question everything, find meaning in the mess and cut through the noise.
Random Thoughts & F*cked Up Answers isn’t a “wannabe” memoir—it’s a reckoning wrapped in wit. It’s for the silenced, the dismissed, the ones clawing their way out of the dark, and anyone willing to take a wild, mind-bending ride through wordplay, hard-earned lessons, uncomfortable truths, and the beautifully fucked-up human experience.
My mission is to reach those who have walked through hell, skipped the pity party, and chosen to live a life with purpose rather than remain paralyzed by the past. And whether that journey leads through personal growth, hard truths, philosophy, faith, or simply learning how to laugh at the absurdity of it all, I hope something here ignites an awakening fire within you.
For everyone else?
Buckle up. You will not foresee the twists and turns.
With soul, scars and a dash of sassatude,
Monique
These sporadic screenshots are taken from Apple Books on Mac, but this E-Book (e-pub file) works seamlessly with Google Books and other reader apps—your choice. Customize the font, text size, lighting or switch to blackout mode in both Apple and Google Books. The preview shown here uses the book’s original theme and on full-screen view—13 inch screen. (black doesn’t show up in reader apps)
~53, 363 words.
MATURE WARNING 18+: This book dives into dark humor, drug references, adult themes, profanity and razor-sharp metaphors with poems intermingled. It’s loaded with conspiracies, political satire, biting parody and unapologetic sarcasm—challenging norms with bold conviction.
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“We never know how One’s hourglass is built—nor when One’s last spec of sand will fall. This is why I live with mindful respect and gratitude for each moment.”

